Sloe Times

So I was playing on the slot machine that is the Party $0.50/$1 tables this evening. -33 BB later I can't say I played all that horribly, but I can say that for every gut shot, river chased, suckout that I endured I was a little frustrated but there was no wailing at the monitor or gnashing of teeth. The stunning part was that all 33 BB were lost on sets that were winners right up until the river with the fish capping the whole way. But one rivered flush and one rivered straight later and I'm at the decision point of nabbing more chips or heading to bed. Bed is gonna win this round but I'll be back. Oh yes, and they'll rue the day. When I get back. At the tables. Because I will set them up the bomb. This was much funnier in my mind with the Bullwinkle voice.