Sloe Times
A journal of my adventures in learning and growing personally and professionallyFriday, July 02, 2004
General: Nonsense
So I was reading ACH this morning and his post reminded me to check up on my visitor log and see if anyone was actually reading this thing. For those of you who are regular viewers, I'm surprised I have not bored you to tears and that you keep coming back for more. Gluttons for punishment I'm sure. Anyway, in looking at where folks are coming from and how they get here, I thought this one was a bit odd.
How to beat someone up that is stronger than you
Funny, I come in as the top link. Leave no question unanswered I say. If you want to beat someone up who is stronger than you, all you have to do is.... wait a minute. Are you kidding me? Lets think about this for a minute here. This person is stronger than you. Presumably you think you're a relatively intelligent person because you're going to 'learn' how to beat this person up by reading some tips on a web site, something we'll equate to browsing Black Belt or Kung Fu at the news stand.
Well, if you're so smart, lets think past this fantasy smack down you're about to bring and see what happens after that. If you're under the age of 18 and in school, chances are you're cruising for a bruising. Ego and machismo will call for revenge and the problem with that is, you're probably going to end up getting pummeled yourself, usually by your victim and his friends. Laying behind the school bleachers bleeding in the fetal position is probably not the vision you want, it will of course be compounded by the girl of your dreams walking by and laughing at you as she goes off with your nemesis to hunt snipe.
Hmm, that last link might not be work friendly.
Assuming you're over the age of 18, you may expect a similar result compounded by possible issues with the law. I say similar result because frankly when it comes to issues of pride and beating down puny little punk-assed bitches who sucker punch you while you're not looking.... umm where was I? Oh yes, most men really don't mature out of the 'must fight' caveman way of confrontation resolution until about the time they're going to graduate from college. Funny how looking cool to your friends and tough to the girls becomes a lower priority than graduating and getting a job.
If you really want to resolve your conflict with someone, and you're thinking that if you can just figure out how to beat them into submission you're problem will be solved, can I suggest an alternative?
How to beat someone up that is stronger than you
Funny, I come in as the top link. Leave no question unanswered I say. If you want to beat someone up who is stronger than you, all you have to do is.... wait a minute. Are you kidding me? Lets think about this for a minute here. This person is stronger than you. Presumably you think you're a relatively intelligent person because you're going to 'learn' how to beat this person up by reading some tips on a web site, something we'll equate to browsing Black Belt or Kung Fu at the news stand.
Well, if you're so smart, lets think past this fantasy smack down you're about to bring and see what happens after that. If you're under the age of 18 and in school, chances are you're cruising for a bruising. Ego and machismo will call for revenge and the problem with that is, you're probably going to end up getting pummeled yourself, usually by your victim and his friends. Laying behind the school bleachers bleeding in the fetal position is probably not the vision you want, it will of course be compounded by the girl of your dreams walking by and laughing at you as she goes off with your nemesis to hunt snipe.
Hmm, that last link might not be work friendly.
Assuming you're over the age of 18, you may expect a similar result compounded by possible issues with the law. I say similar result because frankly when it comes to issues of pride and beating down puny little punk-assed bitches who sucker punch you while you're not looking.... umm where was I? Oh yes, most men really don't mature out of the 'must fight' caveman way of confrontation resolution until about the time they're going to graduate from college. Funny how looking cool to your friends and tough to the girls becomes a lower priority than graduating and getting a job.
If you really want to resolve your conflict with someone, and you're thinking that if you can just figure out how to beat them into submission you're problem will be solved, can I suggest an alternative?
posted by Andres Silva # 7/02/2004 07:29:00 AM 
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